fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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