? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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