so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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