the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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