For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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