I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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