if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm at about main and main street
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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