just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You need Xanax blowdarts
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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