I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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