I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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