You don't have asthma, your pregnant
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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