Don't you send me to vm
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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