She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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