do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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