16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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