Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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