good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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