Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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