And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
