I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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