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I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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