My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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