That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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