Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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