love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My liver just broke up with me...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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