He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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