normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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