Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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