IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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