No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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