just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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