You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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