worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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