we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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