Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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