you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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