Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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