Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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