I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Randomize
