I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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