is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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