dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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