He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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