how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
