We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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