my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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