you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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