Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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