lets start a swedish sibling band together
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
