Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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