were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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