why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
we're making bets on your personal life
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
