Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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