It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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