If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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