oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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