I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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