Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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